In September, I saw a baboon spider and hid under a mosquito
net while I waited for my family to come home and kill it for me. I hid under
there for 7 hours and left all my friends really dramatic WhatsApp voice recordings
filled with panic and sadness.
In October, I got my hut fumigated to solve the earwig and
spider infestations, which I handled with about as much grace as I had in
September. I didn’t sleep for 2 nights, I called Safety and Security and cried
a lot, and right away I found myself staying somewhere comfortable while my hut
was fixed.
On 15 November, I made a new step. The day was hot, and my
hut was hotter. The sun beating down on the tin roof and the lack of a breeze
drove the temperature inside to 90oF by 9:00am, and the day just
stayed hot. I sat around in a tank top and shorts and moved as little as
possible, yet still sweated buckets. A thunderstorm the night before had
knocked the power out, so I couldn’t even enjoy cold water. I was bored, hot,
and more than a little bit pissed off. Lizards were all over my walls, earwigs
were falling in from my ceiling, and I could not cool down. The lizards are
cute, until you remember that the spiders eat them, so lizards mean spiders,
which was stressing me out.
I was sitting near my door, reading the third book in the
Game of Thrones series, and George R. R. Martin had just finished killing
everyone I loved and ruining the lives of everyone I liked. After too many
emotional blows, I set the book down in frustration and looked up at my wall.
There was a scorpion on it.
This scorpion was very tiny. I couldn’t tell if it was a
giant earwig, a giant ant, or a small centipede. When I realized what it was
and that it was crawling down towards me, I shouted some unprintable words and
leapt from my seat. No one from my Swazi family was home to save me. I would
have to do this battle on my own, or retreat to the mosquito net, away from the
open door and breeze.
I grabbed a can of Raid spray, which is pretty lethal stuff.
I knew that I would only have one shot before my enemy knew what I was doing,
so I had to hit him to avoid a counterattack or a retreat on his part. I stood
in wait, finger poised on the nozzle, as he approached me.
When he was close enough, I let out a battle cry (or, more
truthfully, battle shriek) and depressed the nozzle. The spray of Raid burst
forth and hit my target. I refused to let up the spray until he fell from the
wall. When he landed on the floor, I continued to spray him until it was past
clear he was dead. Then, just for good measure, I added in a few smacks of the
broom and swept his corpse outside.
I felt very accomplished. Make no mistake, though, if I see
another one and it’s bigger than that small one, I will be retreating and
screaming until some fearless Swazi comes to kill it for me.
Brave girl! When I was 6 we visited my sister in the desert of Arizona. They built their home in the middle of nowhere up on blocks to keep out snakes, etc. They were missing a kitten and after a few days the odor let us know it was under the house. Since I was small and able to fit, I was given a rake and asked to pull out the body. While I raked out the kitten corpse, a tarantula came up on the rake and was crawling up the rake to me. I just screemed but like a nightmare couldn't move or let go of the rake. My sister had to pick me up by my shirt and pants and haul me off. As you can see, I still remember every detail--yuk! Your experiences there will definitely make you stronger-just don't let them kill you!
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