Monday, November 11, 2013

Incwala – AKA Swaziland Gets Fratty

Incwala is a ceremony that goes back as far as Swazi culture does, which Swazis say is a long time (although I have no dates). It is very complicated and makes me feel like I’m pledging a stereotypical social fraternity, so I’ll explain everything as best as I can.

Incwala does not have a translation, but it is the first fruits festival. Kind of. Once the moon gets to a certain stage in its cycle, the ceremony is announced. It’s never announced in advance because it’s impossible to know the cycles of the moon in advance (I know – try explaining astronomy to Swazis and tell me how that works for you). Once it’s announced, the king goes into seclusion, the government shuts down, and the country goes nuts. The ceremony typically goes from October to February, which, if you’ll note, is several months of shutdown.

Swaziland does not have clans; they have surnames. There are like 12 surnames for the whole country, but they do not represent clans. Don’t say that they do. Seriously. It’s not a good thing to say. One of the surnames has a crucial role in incwala. When the ceremony is announced, they have a group of men from that surname set out on foot for Mozambique to fetch a pail of water from the Indian Ocean. Again, I’m not sure why. You also shouldn’t ask – it’s a secret. Some of the ceremony’s secrets are kept from non-Swazis, while others are kept from everyone not inside the surname or royal family. Basically, it’s a ritual that you can’t know about if you’re a nonmember. FRAT.

The men that get the water are called bemanti, which translates loosely to water committee (emanti is water, be- is the prefix for third person plural nouns). They wear traditional attire, though the loincloth is different and they wear headbands of baboon fur to differentiate them from other Swazis. The bemanti go around and basically haze everyone.

How do they haze? They fine you. The king said it’s illegal to ask for money, but money is the expected fine, so you have to throw it on the ground so it’s not a bribe. If you don’t, they may get violent. Women get fined for wearing pants, so I’m in a skirt nonstop for the next several months. They will come onto your homestead and demand food, and you have to feed them. If they ask to walk past you, you’re being fined and you have to give them something. There is no set financial amount. There is no limit to the number of people who can fine you within the bemanti. Apparently this is acceptable to many Swazis because it repays the bemanti for the great service they do for Swaziland, which they can’t tell you about. Hazing. FRAT.

The women of that surname spend all incwala cooking for the men in the surname who are not bemanti. It’s unclear what these men do. Sounds like little sisters. FRAT.

Incwala ends with a dance. You are forbidden to watch. Dancing is mandatory. If you do not dance, you get kicked out or they may get violent with you. Hazing. FRAT. The king eats the first fruits of the harvest, and then he drinks the traditional beer made from the marula fruit. Then everyone gets super drunk because home brews are strong, and dances all night. Seriously, Swaziland, FRAT.

So that’s incwala. You probably understand it as well as I do. If I were Swazi, maybe I’d know more. Unless I choose to pledge this frat, however, the rituals will remain a secret. Too bad I can’t opt out of the hazing.








DISCLAIMER: The fraternity I was a member of in college does not and will never participate in hazing. This is talking about stereotypical social fraternities that we read about in the paper when they mess up or that we see in American media. Chill, bro: no harm intended.

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